Tonight, just before I was supposed to be going to bed I decided I would have a glass of wine. Things did not go as expected. As I was opening the bottle, the cork was being a bit of a … well a bit of a bitch, and so I put a lil’ bit more of the ol’ heave ho into its extraction. As my corkscrew hand pulled the recalcitrant cork up and out of the bottle, my bottle hand…