Comments on: The Dribble Glass http://davidmeade.com/archives/83 Text, Audio, and Video blogs from David Meade! Sun, 26 Dec 2010 18:37:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Jess http://davidmeade.com/archives/83/comment-page-1#comment-598 Jess Fri, 17 Jun 2005 06:07:44 +0000 http://davemeade.com/?p=83#comment-598 I'm sorry, but your misfortunes are so damn entertaining I’m sorry, but your misfortunes are so damn entertaining

]]> By: Doug http://davidmeade.com/archives/83/comment-page-1#comment-596 Doug Thu, 16 Jun 2005 17:55:44 +0000 http://davemeade.com/?p=83#comment-596 LOL ... I needed that today. <br /> <br /> Wish that were a video blog. LOL … I needed that today.

Wish that were a video blog.

]]> By: Scott Walker http://davidmeade.com/archives/83/comment-page-1#comment-595 Scott Walker Thu, 16 Jun 2005 14:29:47 +0000 http://davemeade.com/?p=83#comment-595 ......there'd be days like this! (wasn't that a song!?) <br /> <br /> Some days it doesn't even pay to get out of bed, or you got out of bed on the wrong side; one of the two. <br /> <br /> I must admit, Todd's story was pretty friggin' hilarious. Although I did the same exact thing, except with Hines 57 sauce. <br /> <br /> Another time, when I was a kid, my mother and I were in the grocery store. I picked up a plastic mustard container and was going to fake-out like I was going to squirt my mom with it. I decided, "No, that's not a good idea." But the kid in me couldn't resist, so I picked up another and decided, "Yeah, do it!" Luck would have it that the second container just happened to be open. So, instead of "faking out" my mother, I ACTUALLY squirted her with mustard. You talking about an ass whoopin'!!! ……there’d be days like this! (wasn’t that a song!?)

Some days it doesn’t even pay to get out of bed, or you got out of bed on the wrong side; one of the two.

I must admit, Todd’s story was pretty friggin’ hilarious. Although I did the same exact thing, except with Hines 57 sauce.

Another time, when I was a kid, my mother and I were in the grocery store. I picked up a plastic mustard container and was going to fake-out like I was going to squirt my mom with it. I decided, “No, that’s not a good idea.” But the kid in me couldn’t resist, so I picked up another and decided, “Yeah, do it!” Luck would have it that the second container just happened to be open. So, instead of “faking out” my mother, I ACTUALLY squirted her with mustard. You talking about an ass whoopin’!!!

]]> By: Todd http://davidmeade.com/archives/83/comment-page-1#comment-594 Todd Thu, 16 Jun 2005 02:34:45 +0000 http://davemeade.com/?p=83#comment-594 Alas, my friend. Welcome to the ranks of He Who Has Spilleth and Must Weareth Stain Club. I joined the not so illustrious ranks while toiling away at my former company, which will remain nameless...cough Accenture cough cough. The morning started out in the usual way, a good workout in the office gym with a trip up to the cafeteria for a bottle of VeryFine Orange Juice and bagel for breakfast. Now, if you are familiar with these bottles, you know that you need to shake them up pretty good before you open them. So, when I get to my desk, I give it a good shake, open it up, take a few swigs and then "loosely" put the cap back on. Now, fast forward 10 minutes. Forgetting that I had already performed the necessary shakeup routine, I pick up my bottle, still with the loose cap, and give it the shake. Well, I'm guessing you know what happens next. Yep, the lid goes flying over my head, and the wonderful yellow orange juice comes cascading down right into.....MY CROTCH. So, here I sit with yellow OJ stains in the worst place imaginable. I looked like a 4 year old who was too scared to ask the teacher and just peed his pants instead. Luckily for me I had two things going for me...I had a long coat and I lived 5 minutes from the office. So, with a lame excuse, I was back home, changed and back to the office in no time. You can be sure that I always check the lid. So David, no worries. Welcome to the club. Alas, my friend. Welcome to the ranks of He Who Has Spilleth and Must Weareth Stain Club. I joined the not so illustrious ranks while toiling away at my former company, which will remain nameless…cough Accenture cough cough. The morning started out in the usual way, a good workout in the office gym with a trip up to the cafeteria for a bottle of VeryFine Orange Juice and bagel for breakfast. Now, if you are familiar with these bottles, you know that you need to shake them up pretty good before you open them. So, when I get to my desk, I give it a good shake, open it up, take a few swigs and then “loosely” put the cap back on. Now, fast forward 10 minutes. Forgetting that I had already performed the necessary shakeup routine, I pick up my bottle, still with the loose cap, and give it the shake. Well, I’m guessing you know what happens next. Yep, the lid goes flying over my head, and the wonderful yellow orange juice comes cascading down right into…..MY CROTCH. So, here I sit with yellow OJ stains in the worst place imaginable. I looked like a 4 year old who was too scared to ask the teacher and just peed his pants instead. Luckily for me I had two things going for me…I had a long coat and I lived 5 minutes from the office. So, with a lame excuse, I was back home, changed and back to the office in no time. You can be sure that I always check the lid. So David, no worries. Welcome to the club.

]]>