A Confession (navlopomo07-07)

I’m similarly hooked on caffiene, but I’d sooner drink urinal water than diet coke. Aaakkkkk. It’s the aspartame that bothers me. Nasty stuff. But then again, if I had one of those headaches coming on and there was a diet coke around, I’d probably down it. But on a daily basis? I think my stomach would have a hole in it within a year.

I almost kicked caffiene. Then came… screw it. I’m not going to tell you. I’ll vlog it and show you. Sometime this month, guaranteed.

I would probably suck at getting my daily intake of caffeine because I hate coffee. Not so much that I hate it but I have to work overtime to sweeten it. Having some cola in the morning is rare and it\’s probably more likely that I\’d drink tea in the morning and that of course takes time.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you, or your affinity for the ‘eine. I am highly suspicious of any who deride the most perfect molecule. No reason for Con-fession, let it be Pro-fession! I would venture, I have more caffeine before 9AM than most, including yourself, have all day! Remember, your diet coke, of which I am also a fan, has but 1/5 the caffeine of a typical cup of regular coffee. In fact, our ‘decaf’ coffee has about that much. Long live the bean! Nature’s perfection!

I love caffeine so much that when I took my college speech class my tribute speech was a rendition of the praises of the most divine almost-drug. I’m in the habit of drinking about half a pot of coffee by 8:30 (and usually the rest of it by 10 if I’m not already at work)… and then the energy drinks start…. soda is just not enough for me…now who’s an addict?