Fair Warning

Ok so for those of you who are not aware… I’m going to be ruling the universe soon. (I’d give an exact date, but the project plan is still relatively fluid.)

Now, as you can imagine, the most important part of an undertaking of this magnitude is PLANNING.

With the “things to change when I rule the universe” list at a decent state of completion I’m now turning to the “People to kill when I rule the universe” list. This list will be comprised mainly of:

1. Stupid People
2. People who piss me off
   
   …and of course…
3. Those who resist my rule

I thought it only fair to warn you now that the list is being compiled.

For those of you wondering “Who gets to decide who is ’stupid’?”, the answer is: “Not you…you are on the list and therefore both bias and unqualified.”

Although this list will be executed fairly quickly upon my taking rule over the universe it will be only after the final completion of the “Manual on how to kill those people on my list” document (the title is a work in process). All I know right now about the procedure is there will be lots of fire, burning, and futile pleas for mercy.