late morning

What a morning. I woke up sometime between 7:15 and 7:30 … a little late but well within my “no need to panic” window.

I grabbed a diet coke, checked my email, and loaded up one of my favorite web sites. This process usually takes about 10-15minutes and would put me firmly into the “ok, I gotta hustle” window.

I probably shouldn’t have spent the time required for this little morning ritual, but I was up rather late last night and I needed the diet coke badly (in fact having had it, now a few hours later, I’m in desperate need of more of it).

Anyhow, at about the time I expected to look at my watch and see 7:30 perhaps even 7:45 … I looked at my watch and saw 8:40! Shocked

I’m pretty sure I didn’t fall asleep at my desk, but whatever happened, having just rolled out of bed I was now in the “ok I need to be hailing a cab” window.

I was a bit later than normal into work, but only by 15minutes or so … it’s amazing how quickly someone can get out the door when they have to.

  • Maybe, just maybe you were abducted by aliens, and they meant to bring you back to the exact moment they took you, but screwed up by an hour or so. Maybe the Aliens were on Eastern Time, and brought you back at 9:40 eastern time.

    Perhaps you should check yourself for an anal probe that will turn into a huge satallite to help the foreign invaders destroy the earth.

    Yes, yes, I think that’s what happened.

  • Yes, I think aliens who messed up on account of being on Eastern time must be the case … damn aliens.

  • did you check for the anal probe yet?

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